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Humour: Signs You Need a Long Holiday on the Beach

  • You get excited when it’s Saturday, so you can wear sweats to work.
  • You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables.
  • You find you need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
  • You normally eat out of vending machines, and at the most expensive restaurant in town, within the same week.
  • You think that “progressing an action plan” and “calendarizing a project” are acceptable English phrases.
  • You know the people at the airport hotels better than your next door neighbours.
  • You ask your friends to “think out of the box” when making Friday night plans.
  • You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas into a matrix.
  • You think a “half-day” means leaving at 5 PM.

Start your health holiday at home! With Ann Wigmore’s RECIPES FOR LONGER LIFE.