Humour: Twelve Ways E-mail is Like… a Male Reproductive Organ
- Some folks have it, some don’t.
- Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
- Those who have it think that those who don’t are somehow inferior.
- Those who don’t have it agree that it’s neat, but think it’s not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
- Many of those who don’t have it wish they did (aka, e-mail envy).
- It can be up or down. It’s more fun when it’s up, but this makes it more difficult to get any real work done.
- In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species.
- If you don’t apply the appropriate measures, it can easily spread viruses.
- If you use it too much, you’ll find that it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
- We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
- Most people play with it way too much. and…
- If you’re not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.
