OBSERVATIONS: OBESITY, TATTOOS AND OUR DEGENERATE MASS CULTURE.
Yeah, under the reinforced boardwalk, down by the sea, yeah
On a mobility scooter with my obese tatted baby is where I’ll be
Out of the sun
(Under the boardwalk) We’ll be havin’ some funnel cake
(Under the boardwalk) People waddling above
(Under the boardwalk) We’ll be fallin’ in love with fried oreos & fudge
(Under the boardwalk) Yeah (riding the tramcar instead of walking)
We finished our vacation week in Wildwood.