Humour: Signs of the Light Bulb
How many members of your astrological sign does it take to change a light bulb?
- Aries: Just one — you want to make something of it?
- Taurus: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
- Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done — they just keep discussing who is supposed to do it and how it’s supposed to be done!
- Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process.
- Leo: Leos don’t change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they’re out.
- Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- one millionth.
- Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?
- Scorpio: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
- Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
- Capricorn: I don’t waste my time with these childish jokes.
- Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so….
- Pisces: Light bulb? What light bulb?
