Humour: Signs You Need a Long Holiday on the Beach
You get excited when it’s Saturday, so you can wear sweats to work. You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables. You find you need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living. You normally eat out of vending machines, and at the most... read more
Humour: When You’re Over 65
Kidnappers are no longer interested in you. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first. No one expects you to run into a burning building. People phone at 7 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?” People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.... read more
Humour: I’m Fine, Thank You
There is nothing the matter with me. I´m as healthy as I can be. I have arthritis in both of my knees and when I talk, I talk with a wheeze. My pulse is weak, and my blood is thin. But I´m awfully well for the shape I´m in. Arch supports I have for my feet, Or I... read more
Humour: Elephant Hunting Tactics of Professionals
In order to hunt elephants: A Programmer… Begins at the tip of South Africa Performs alternating west to east and east to west searches Decrements the latitude argument in a non-integer sequence between each search Finds an animal Compares found animal to a... read more
