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Humour: Heard During Colonoscopy

Humour: Heard During Colonoscopy

A surgeon tells us that the following comments were actually made by his patients (predominantly male) while he was performing colonoscopies: “I usually don’t do this on the first date.” “Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no... read more
Humour: When You’re Over 65

Humour: When You’re Over 65

Kidnappers are no longer interested in you. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first. No one expects you to run into a burning building. People phone at 7 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?” People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.... read more
Humour: I’m Fine, Thank You

Humour: I’m Fine, Thank You

There is nothing the matter with me. I´m as healthy as I can be. I have arthritis in both of my knees and when I talk, I talk with a wheeze. My pulse is weak, and my blood is thin. But I´m awfully well for the shape I´m in. Arch supports I have for my feet, Or I... read more
Humour: Elephant Hunting Tactics of Professionals

Humour: Elephant Hunting Tactics of Professionals

In order to hunt elephants: A Programmer… Begins at the tip of South Africa Performs alternating west to east and east to west searches Decrements the latitude argument in a non-integer sequence between each search Finds an animal Compares found animal to a... read more
Dave Barry’s Colonoscopy Experience (Humour)

Dave Barry’s Colonoscopy Experience (Humour)

I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through... read more
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